Donald Duck Is My Hero: A Before and After

Before
After

10 Things I Think I Think-2-10-08

1. Nails is an idiot. Today he purchased a BMX bike from the mall, and insisted he ride it out of the store. On the way home, he was dancing/humping so hard- the drivers in the other lane almost wrecked . Finally, when he was leaving just now he had on a pair of Abercrombie pants that would have been tight on Darla. 

2. The Grammy's are on right now . Kanye West just performed , and was brilliant as usual. As a side note, I can't imagine what it would be like to lose my mother. Big Ups to 'Ye for having the courage to do that. He better win album of the year too- Graduation was DANK. However, if he does not win, I hope he has another trademark meltdown. 

3.  Valentine's Day is upon us. This day comes around every year and reminds everyone how lucky they are , or how much their lives suck. What a difference a year makes. This time last year I was lost in a bottle, drinking icehouse with Daniel Moss and watching The Notebook over and over with Rodger.  This year I am engaged to the most wonderful woman in the world. She is my everything and I don't need a day to tell her that. No words can express my feelings for her. Love You Sunshine ! 

4. Speaking of Mrs. Bambi- let's give her a big round of applause. This week she signed a contract with some big company that will remain nameless( don't want to get anyone in trouble). She beat out several older candidates with more experience. The future is so bright for her, we should all be wearing sunglasses. Speaking of futures, I decided this week to become a stay at home dad. With Anna making enough money for the both of us , I will stay home and "babysit." By babysit, I mean play video game, hang out in the pool, and have over my fellow stay-at-home-dad-buddies. I haven't convinced Anna yet, but it will happen.

5. Working and School is lame. I long for the day when school is my work and I am actually getting paid. The whole "2 jobs while studying" thing is wayyyy over rated. 

6. Shout outs go to my gramps this week. The man affectionately known as "pokey" turned 93 this week. Ninety three years old , and still kicking. He still fishes, gardens, pulls for the Braves, loves country music, and breaks the ladies hearts. Love You Gramps ! 

7. I have decided to take part in the annual Cooper River Bridge run in Charleston this year. It is a little less than 6 miles, and I am looking forward to the training. My mother will be walking in it . It is a special day for us because it is on her mother's birthday. Mom walked it the first time last year and had a good time . She lost some weight and got closer to her fam in training, so she had a great experience. This year she wants to finish so she can get a poster. She loves anything with stars on it . Training begins tomorrow. Stay tuned for more. 

8. The race for the presidency is heating up. Mitt Romeny dropped out this week, leaving only Huckabee to catch McCain on the Republican side. On the other side, Hillary and Obama are still duking it out. The two are running a tight race, which hasn't become dirty yet. No mud slinging to speak of - and that is disappointing. Anybody but Hillary ' 08. 

9. Mad props go to the New York football Giants this week. In what was arguably the biggest upset in Superbowl history, the Giants executed their game plan to perfection, and did what no one else could all season, beating the Pats. 

10. Being around little children is a great form of birth control. Having a house full of crying young'ns yesterday made me want to wait a little longer. 

That's all for this week. Be good to each other. 

Paul's Shower at My House

with cousin


with the groom
omg the table decorations were so freakin cute

mini cupcake nametags

my main man bart with Darla

Shout outs to one of my favorite cousins - SB ! The Shoe Box loves G-Webb

A Few Pics from the Merk

Trying on hats in Simpsons.

This size butt is normal in the merk.

All of Sumter rides low.


Just a little bmx-ing in the backyard.

My new favorite website is MoBuck. You can make your own motivational posters. These are two I made today, and I am thinking about ordering them. As a future coach, this excites me .

Freestyle friday T1

t-one is where the hell i dwell

poop on the grass you'll catch hell

three couches, fireplace, and hdtv

upstairs downstairs you can go pee pee

bachelor pad plus one lil bitch

thats literal, all she do is dig a ditch

front row seat to baby momma dramas

backyard big enough for 18 lamas 

upstairs stays hot like satans ass

house so close we can walk to class

like a freshmen we walk all day

cable and electric itll be late but we pay

gregs urination station stays funky 

my closet filled with the fresh dunky

those are kicks if yall dont know

under the sink is where greg keeps his blow

closet looks like a freakin rainbow and that aint queer

refridge filled with hot dogs, gatorade, and beer

d-ware is reppin over the desk and on the fridge

myers should close not lidge

Free Style Fridays-T 1

wipe your nasty feet before you walk in my door

give me that look again, you'll be on the floor

welcome to our place we call it t-one

try to find somewhere cooler , it cant be done

toilets steady running like Steve Prefontaine

floors always wet -ceilings leak when it rains

two fresh bachelors and one little puppy

no kitchen table, we cant sit down and eat suppey

3 couches, big tv and a ping pong table

back yard smell worse then a mini horse stable

walls so thin you can hear neighbors raw bangin'

closets stay fresh, keep our clothes steady hangin'

Fine art on the walls, christmas tree in the corner

old computer upstairs filled with black porn-errrr

rents a a little high because nail's girl didn't like me

landlords a cripple, thats something i don't wanna be

upstairs so hot you can boil some eggs

nails bathroom is aqua, so he dumps pastel on the reg

in the pantry we got stagg chilli by the ounce

T1 is so fresh, i don't ever wanna bounce