Wayne's In Da Cell

On Friday Lil Wayne was busted for pushin' some drugs in Arizona.  Now he is chillin' in an  Arizona jail.  Lil Wayne's cd is set to drop Feb. 12th, be on the look out.

Winnie The Pooh

One Sentence Summary : The Kingdom

I long for peace in the middle east, but until then,  Jason Bateman, Jamie Foxx, and Jennifer Garner will be good enough. 

One Sentence Summary : 27 Dresses

Excess cleavage almost makes what is possibly the worst movie ever bearable. 

Sorry Hillary

The Shoe Box is proud to bring you breaking news. Obama won South Carolinas nomination last night , beating Hilary like a red headed step child. Hilary managed a mere 26 % of the moronic vote. Let it be stated again, The Shoe Box is not a political website. Readers should be reminded however, we are against having an ugly president. No woman with hind quarters that big, and teeth that horse-ish will represent me . I am not an Obama supporter, but I am glad Hilary's and Bill's dirty tactics did not work this week. The politics go to Florida this week - keep an eye out. 

Tupac Citing

Patra-Romantic Call

Free Style Fridays-Guidos

There's these fags in our class, they don't deserve to keep breathin'

get smart with me again you dousche, and you will be leavin

oh you just got a new hair cut? you look just like a queer

good thing you worked out today, you needed to burn those beers

oh and jagerbombs, i heard you had 16 of those

1 for your girl, 2 for yourself, and the rest for those faggot bros

their hair looks stupid too, so do those black club shirts

for you dorks, only jersey girls lift their skirts

word to your mother, you missed your top three buttons, 

fake tan, shaved chest ,bet for dinner you had muttons

mutton chops,their a good source of protien

you guys are about as cool as professor keen been

thats the  scientist from richie rich, but everybody knows that

even your pet game is weak, bet you got some kitty cats

vip at k town? thats like slimmest kid at fat camp

know what i heard? your mother is a black tramp

oh and nice ugg boots queer- run and get your daddy another beer