Your Dad Sucks

A new tv show has captured my interest, My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad.  If you haven't seen it, it is basically fathers with their kids competing against each other in dumb activities.  Both the fathers and kids have terrible smack talk and love each other way too much(kissing on the lips almost occurred this week between father and son).  This week a father was so out of shape he had to be taken to the hospital after the first event.  If you love your father or just dumb kids check it out Mondays at 8pm NBC.

Ten Things I Think I Think- 3-2-08

Hello and welcome. I know it is Monday, but I was super busy yesterday. Get over it  ! 

1. I am tired of school . I need spring break, but unfortunately, it wont be for another week. Luckily, this is Beth's SB08. SB08 could mean bad decisions. More to come on that later. 

2. It's golf season. The money is flowing like the salmon of Capastrano. Drunk golfers come into the stick and just throw their money at me . I love drunken Canadiens. 

3. OMG I am so excited about the new computer I am saving for. I am going to have the best set up in the area. When my iPhone is plugged into my iMac while Anna's iPhone is plugged into her iMacbook, I am going to feel like an ihole. 

4. I have become an official , card carrying coffee drinker. I love it , despite Nail's constant ridicule. Screw you Nails, give me coffee , or give me death. 

5. College basketball is getting better. Yes , it is the football off season (except for the draft talk ), but college basketball is getting very very exciting . Georgetown is my team. 

6. Weather is amazing right now . Spring is so fresh. Keep up the good work God. 

7. Getting pretty excited about my Bethany Beach trip this summer. BB08.

8. 10 K training is getting pretty intense. I, Bambi, all 260 pounds of me ran 4 miles yesterday. I am so tired of this cheap Gatorade, it makes me want to physically harm something or someone.

 

9. Darla is getting out of control. Yesterday, she ate my test. The test I had attained to help me study for my test today will reappear this afternoon in the backyard in a much different form. 

10. Will Ferrell is the funniest human on earth, but he needs to tone it down. He is in danger of contracting Hootie and the Blowfish status. Will, tone it down with the commercials, and the SI and Complex appearances. Less is more playboy.