Old but still funny.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Snowboarding OKAAAY!
Lil' Jon has been m.i.a. for a minute. However, he was recently spotted snowboarding of all things.
Nice Belt
Nails and I have recently discovered the joys of walking to class. The smells from the commons bing back memories, and the exercise is good, but mostly we just like to make fun of freshmen. We often like to make silly voices that mimic the thoughts coming from their young , foolish heads. For example, if we see a guy with a weak jordan track suit we will say something like : "oh what bro this jordan track suit ? oh yeah its straight from the nike outlet bro- mj has the same one ." You get the idea. This girls belt is the best we have seen. Her thoughts went something like this : "Oh what Tracy? Hell yes I am wearing my Senor Frogs belt. Arent You? Why wouldn't I - I love to get drunk and go dance there . I love seeing my boy Chad there and dancing like a whore . Why wouldn't I wear this belt?" Freshmen.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Idiot
Pat Gillick was acquired by the Phillies to help build a winner. Yes we won the NL East last year and did it with out pitching but that won't last. We cannot always rely on Utley, Howard, and Rollins. So, while Gillick is going after outfielders and third basemen, that we already have, the Mets are getting Johan Santana. Gillick we need pitching you idiot, step your game up.
Street Bangers
In South Carolina we don't get the DJ Doc B spinnin' the Old School Lunch Buffet or the Drive at 5. We also don't get the Hot Boyz with Uncle O and their non-sense including: the 8 o'clock mixtape with Dj Comsic Strictly Skillz Kev blazin' the 1's and 2's, the Hot 9 at 9, Eddie F's sports report, the Friday Night Freestyle Marathon, and DJ Diamond Kuts. So, thanks to the wonderful world wide web I can listen to Philly's #1 Station Bangin' Hip Hop and R&B!
Monday, January 28, 2008
I See You Wilson!
I have rediscovered the wonderful show entitled Home Improvement. As a young child I would watch this show every night it would come on and always wonder what Wilson, Tim's next door neighbor, looked like. Finally, in the series finale the fence fell and Wilson's face was in plain view. However, that was a long time ago and thanks to Nick at Nite I am wondering again. So I did some research and here is that sneaky bastard Wilson.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Wayne's In Da Cell
On Friday Lil Wayne was busted for pushin' some drugs in Arizona. Now he is chillin' in an Arizona jail. Lil Wayne's cd is set to drop Feb. 12th, be on the look out.
One Sentence Summary : The Kingdom
I long for peace in the middle east, but until then, Jason Bateman, Jamie Foxx, and Jennifer Garner will be good enough.
One Sentence Summary : 27 Dresses
Excess cleavage almost makes what is possibly the worst movie ever bearable.
Sorry Hillary
The Shoe Box is proud to bring you breaking news. Obama won South Carolinas nomination last night , beating Hilary like a red headed step child. Hilary managed a mere 26 % of the moronic vote. Let it be stated again, The Shoe Box is not a political website. Readers should be reminded however, we are against having an ugly president. No woman with hind quarters that big, and teeth that horse-ish will represent me . I am not an Obama supporter, but I am glad Hilary's and Bill's dirty tactics did not work this week. The politics go to Florida this week - keep an eye out.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Free Style Fridays-Guidos
There's these fags in our class, they don't deserve to keep breathin'
get smart with me again you dousche, and you will be leavin
oh you just got a new hair cut? you look just like a queer
good thing you worked out today, you needed to burn those beers
oh and jagerbombs, i heard you had 16 of those
1 for your girl, 2 for yourself, and the rest for those faggot bros
their hair looks stupid too, so do those black club shirts
for you dorks, only jersey girls lift their skirts
word to your mother, you missed your top three buttons,
fake tan, shaved chest ,bet for dinner you had muttons
mutton chops,their a good source of protien
you guys are about as cool as professor keen been
thats the scientist from richie rich, but everybody knows that
even your pet game is weak, bet you got some kitty cats
vip at k town? thats like slimmest kid at fat camp
know what i heard? your mother is a black tramp
oh and nice ugg boots queer- run and get your daddy another beer
Freestyle Friday-Guidos
I just got a brand new hair cut bro
Sticks straight up with the sides real low
I woke up this mornin' and had a protein shake
Later on Ima go fake and bake
I can't wait to gel my hair
This silver ass shirt I don't care
Yeah I went clubbin last night and I'll do it again
Jager-bombs, no shit bro I'll have about ten
There is nothing wrong with a lil bump and grind
With out these glasses Ima go blind
Dolce and Gabbana or Versace is all I rock
You from Staten Island, hop on my cock
Bumpin techno all up in the caddy
Please ladies come take a ride with daddy
K-town tonight bro is where I'll be
Too much to drink no worries my bro's will carry me
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Wing Bowl 16
For the past 16 years in Philadelphia a great event takes place. This event is the Wing Bowl. This bowl is better than the Super Bowl, Rose Bowl, Sugar Bowl, or any other bowl for that matter put together. For those who don't know, the Wing Bowl is the greatest wing eating competition in the history of the world. Past winners include: El Wingador(5 time champ) and Joey Chestnut(2 time champ). These two will go head-to-head Feb. 1st in the showdown in the hot sauce.
Throwback Thursdays: It's not every Thursday you get two!
Please take notice to the Eagles jacket.
Mr. Rogers gets funky.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
I LOVE COASTAL !!!!!!!!
This guy loves coastal so much, no sticker can express it . The book store does not carry stickers this big bro. This was custom made ! Actual size ! Also, this durango cannot contain this guys love for football. How do I know ? Easy. The football is blasting out of the back glass ! Keep it under control bro !
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
IM SO HUNGRY!
As a future physical educator I feel the need to promote healthy lifestyles. So, before you go out to eat next time check out the 20 Worst Food's.
Suicide Suicide
Heaven!
This is the Mecca of all Suicides.
It is now the second week of the Spring semester and I have fallen back into the fast food/eating out meal plan. With this comes the wonderful invention of the soda dispenser and with that comes the drink of choice, The Suicide. The suicide, if it really needs an explanation, is when you combine all of the possible sodas to make one delicious drink. Now every restaurant will have a soda dispenser some will have many options and some will come up short. When a restaurant comes up short you will obviously have to go with the basic Suicide, this includes: coke/pepsi, sprite(a staple), a smidge of diet, mountain due/mellow yellow, and dr. pepper/mr. pip. For those of you who enjoy the finer things in life you will avoid these lackluster restaurants and go to elite establishments. When you enter one of these establishments you will see several choices that will spice up your life. To make the best Suicide possible these establishments will include: root beer, orange sodas, cherry sodas, cherry coke, a smidge of lemonade, and grape sodas. Be careful not to go overboard with these they are simply complement flavors. The ice is something that must be done carefully as well, please do not fill the cup up with ice because that will interfere with the amount of soda you can put in the cup. Finally, if by chance you receive a large cup and do not fill it to the top with the ingredients finish it off with the staple sprite. Pictured above are several restaurants that great choices for your Suicide concoction.
Monday, January 21, 2008
All 4 Love
Suprise ! ThrowBack Thursday has come early. This is my favorite video of all time. Color Me Badd rocked my sister's world in the early 90s. I can recall many mornings riding to school bumping this in the sundance. Anyone who doesn't love this song- you are not welcome on our blog.
Trapped 1-5
You know you loved it when it first dropped. So, here it is again enjoy. The others will be coming SOON!
Tennis Anyone?
As Bambi stated before the G-Men and Pats have made it to Super Bowl 42, however there is still some tennis going on down under. With Roddick sucking as usual and Fish not doing so hot either James Blake is Americas only hope to bring home that big silver thing they give out. Blake meets Federer next round.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Rap Music: Things I Miss
-Black Thoughts dreads
-Tribe Called Quest
-Lauren Hill
-Dame Dash in Roc-a-fella videos wearing Roc-a-Wear track suits
-Big Tig on Rap City: The Basement
-The Real Big Tig
-Free and AJ on 106
-DMX barking all the time
-C.L. Smooth
-Diddy's first season of Making the Band; mostly Dylon
-L.L. Cool J with one pant leg rolled up
-Sucker Free on MTV when it first dropped with Funk Master Flex on the 1's and 2's and Tech from Real World Hawaii was the host
-Throwing up the Roc
-Nas vs. Jay
-Bushwick Bill
-All leather Fubu jerseys
-Ghostface Killah in his robe with all his jewelry on
These are just a few things, obviously there are so many more things that make rap great that are no longer in the game.
10 Things I Think I Think
It's Sunday, and you know what that means ! The time has come for 10 Things I Think I Think ! I won't waste any time, so here goes nothing.
1. Waiting tables is awesome ! I was stoked to return to the Sticky Icky this week. I made 60 bucks on Wednesday and 100 tonight. It's January , and the money is easy. Why did I not do this sooner?
2. I love my fiance. We continue to grow closer despite our inactive lifestyle. This weekend we just hung out in the merk, and still had a great time. She also sent me some mail this week that made me smile. She is also smokin' hot .
3. Great to be back in school. Last semester . Ever.
4. Stagg Chili is maybe the best in the world. Shout outs to Nail's mother for sending 3 cases . Love you moms !
5. Darla is killing me . She refuses to sleep past 7 30. Don't get me started about the chili blowout.
6. Nice to have Rachel in the fam. Shout outs to my sister and bro in law for having their adoption finalized. I'm an uncle for real now. I love that baby.
7. Someone needs to open another bar in Conway. The closing of Jackass moved the entire Thursday night crowd to Ale House on Thursday. It was too full to enjoy, but hey whatever.
8. Guidos are my new favorite thing to make fun of. My new haircut on YouTube is my favorite thing on the internet.
9. My dad's dog Roscoe won again this weekend . Roscoe was the national runner up last year. He has already got 2 wins and 2 second place finishes this year. Run Roscoe run. Shout outs to Mr. Rodney and Nick for also picking up a win on Saturday.
10. TV sucks. The end of football season marks the beginning of the dead season for TV. Sportscenter, and ESPN radio will suck from now until April. When is opening day ? Shout outs to the Giants and Pats for making it to the big dance.
10.5 SNAXX from Regal Beagle got the internet, and I think he needs to make Regal Beagle his job.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
I Hate You Nails
Friday, January 18, 2008
Sup Shawty?
With all the recent songs about drink buying, getting low, and being tens I thought to myself what exactly is a shawty. I hear it all the time,especially now that I have been in the south for so long. I have even started to say it to get the ladies. So straight from the urban dictionary is the definition and how to use it properly. A term originating in Atlanta that, in the beginning, referred to a short person or child, but the span of the word has grown to include any and all people, especially a girl that is attractive; it is mostly used as a term of endearment to others or just a way of addressing someone. "Whuddup shawty when you coming over?"
Free Style Fridays-Baby Mama Drama
(this is just a guest verse on lil wayne's newest track
she aint nothing but a chicken, i am just a big boss hen
started just a few months back i bough this girl a purple cola
said she was a saints fan , but she aint from the nola
beer in me just started talkin, fingers they just went to walkin
whispered in my ear next thing you know my car parkin
over and out , one hitter quitter
sobered up, i saw her head was big like snacks man john ritter
spare tire round her waist just like she was a big rig
flat nose and squeeky like fat pig
two months later she calls me up, say she needs to talk to me
say she got one in the oven , always make her go pee pee
said it wasnt my seed and she cant prove it
told her she was willin and i was lit
big girl needs to check her footwork
girl dont know a girl named anna, dont know she will get hurt
Freestyle Friday-baby mama
i got drama like the dj
all day she smokes hay hay hay
i hit her once and now we got 15 kids
she makes me feed em and give em fresh lids
like fitteds, she stays tight on my head
and she is always after me like a fed
she be callin me and yellin for days
she need to stop and get off the purple haze
like britney she drinks and pops pills
she better know in court my lawyer kills
baby mama drama is the worst
i knew it when the water burst
i see you tip toein' outside the crib
put down the pipe and give your kid a bib
stay away from skanky floozies that seem whack
cuz they wont love your kid they will love that smack
Southern Fried Chicken
This video can singled handily set the black race back for centuries. To my black friends : I'm sorry.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Forbes #1
As if we needed any conformation, Forbes.com has recently named the Phillie Phanatic the greatest mascot in the history of the world. The Phanatic beat out even the very first mascot, the San Diego Chicken. The Phanatic debuted in 1978 heckling opposing teams, riding around on motorbikes, and cheering a-top the dugout. The first man to bring the Phanatic to life was Dave Raymond, University of Delaware's own. This oversized muppet is loved by all and hated only by Tommy Lasorda, they have a past. Thank you Phanatic for always keeping us entertained during the long hot days at the ball park.
New Power Couple
Special shout outs go to the newest power couple of Charleston today. Congrats to my home girl Beth and her beau JW. This has been a long time in the making, and we are all relieved they finally made it official. Much love . We need a water park repeat real soon.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
T.O.
Nails will disagree, but I think TO is the best wide reciever , and person to ever live. Sure he called Garcia a homo- but look at the guy. Yes- TO did throw D-Nice under the bus - but he is garbage . Finally, when he gets a good QB, TO plays through the pain, and his QB comes up lame . TO, being the guy that he is , was quick to defend his friend. It would not be fair to blame Tony . Randy Moss turned over a new leaf this year, and I think it's time you guys get off of TO's back .
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Open Season
It is time for kangaroos, another shrimp on the barbie, and tennis. The Australian Open is in full swing starting tonight. Lord only knows how happy my Grandmother is. She has been waiting for this for a while. With steroids practically showing up in every sport tennis has stayed clean. However, the American men seem to need a little bust in performance. Andy and James most definitely need to step their games up and win a tournament or two this season. ESPN is broadcasting the games kind of late night so get your crocodile dundee on and tune in.
10 Things I Think I Think
I cant honestly say today has been one of the more boring days of my life. It has been not unlike the past week. In the last week, I have truly gotten nothing accomplished. I am so ready to start school on Wednesday. That's why today I have decided to declare Sundays from now on Recap Sundays - It will serve as a time for reflection. It will include "things i think i think" - an act of flattery to Peter Kings Monday Morning QB on si.com, which includes "10 things i think i think". Anyway, here goes the past week, in simple form. The list is a reflection of how the past week has gone.
1. I am tired of being poor. Does is ever get any better ? Am I always going to live paycheck to paycheck? I currently have less that $ 6 in the bank. Am I pathetic?
2. I am ready for Nails to come home. Despite Elder Crolley's arrival, I am still lonely. He has a wife now, and is occupied. The lack of funds certinly has not helped the boredom situation, but I am tired of watching TV with Darla.
3. I love my dog. I have fallen in love with Darla over the last few weeks. She has also learned not to poop in the house. She does however, like to get up early. As a sidentoe , my dad's dog Roscoe won a field trial this weekend . Congrats to Roscoe and Pops.
4. The writers strike is pretty whack. On Monday, I realized Chuck would not be coming on, but not until 8 pm when it was MIA. Also, I began watching 30 rock this week on dvd and it may be one of the funniest shows ever. Tracy Morgan made me wet my pants - twice. My favorite line was- "i love cornbread so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant." C'mon writers- get it together !
5. Work blows. One day this week , from the hours of 10-5 my place of employment ( a popular suit provider) did a total of 36 dollars of business. I was laying on the floor at one point.
6. Football is awesome - still. Clearly I picked LSU to win on Monday, and they did. This weekend, Carolina got a few recruits they have been after. Sadly, today both teams I wanted to win did not . The Colts got pushed around by a dominant O Line from San Diego, and Tony Romo's Cowboys got away from their game plan on the second half.
7. House cleaning blows. Shout outs to Mom back home . I don't know how she keeps the house clean. My house can be spotless one minute, and need scrubbing the next. I cant wait until I can afford a maid.
8. God is good. This week my sisters adoption will become official. ( Special feature coming on Wednesday )Baby Rachel was very sick this week, but she is better now , and back to her normal , laughing , pooping , crying , being a baby self.
9.I have a lot of friends. This past week I had to make my wedding invite list - it was longer than I expected, but not nearly as long as my bride to be -Anna. Her invite list had almost 3,000,000 people on it . Good thing her church holds 75.
10. I need to start exercising again. My weight is not the issue, but I don't feel as good as I could . I look forward to starting school this week just to get out of the house !
More to come next week, Nails, I'm waiting for your response.
Friday, January 11, 2008
FreeStyle Friday- Engagement
let me hit the mic again , even if yall ain't listenin
dawg- nails think he's gonna win again?
Free Style Fridays topic is my gettin' hitched
nails just jealous, cuz he keeps gettin' ditched
different girl, same story always end in tears
makes him drink much beer, hope he don't turn queer, that's his pop's biggest fear
back to the main topic thats me and my anna
fine dime piece from the town of hannah
last christmas, dropped some change on a rock cuz i know she's the one
shes handy with a gun, wont be mistaken for a nun, and she got a honey bun
I aint talking bout a backside , im talkin bout her check book
good thing her dad is loaded, cuz the weddin will make you look
matter fact look twice - (no music)all eyes on her and thats where they should be
til that day, shes gonna work to make it go down
unless her mama takes over, makes my baby girl frown
brains, power muscle, said goodbye to that old dude russell, got her little butt on the hustle
only thing that matters is being together when my hair gets grey
nails gets to wear fly sneakers, so he cant wait for the day
(dramatic microphone drop)
(blow kisses to my boo on the way off stage)
Freestyle Fridayz-Engagement
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yo, yo, yo turn my mic up!
I'll never find a love like this
Heard it before thats whack ish
You're the only one that knows me
You're the only one that can stand me
Buying rings that aint pinky is ridiculous
Giving up all the ladies that are bootylicious
Booty booty rockin everywhere
Go to the strip club if you dare
The ring on that finger says I'm taken
So I don't want what you're shakin'
Dip slide ride on the weekends with your dudes
Come home late you'll be in many feuds
You'll want some oochy wally wally on the side
Get it on the weekends in the front seat of the ride
The wifey will find a fingernail in the passenger
You'll be on some Clinton stuff, I didn't bang her
While miss engagement reigns supreme right now
Word to your mother she'll turn into a cow
Engagements thats some whack ish ya heard (due respect to Greg) haha
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Food Network Chefs Reviewed
Gida De Laurintiis
Holy cow. Is this lady sexual? Clearly. Her show is 3 minutes of cooking, 3 minutes of handwashing, and 20 minutes of cleve shots. I'm sure Gida is a nice girl, but she seems a bit unapproachable. She has the foreign thing working for her, but that scares me off a little . Secondly, what is with the eggplant? She makes eggplant ice cream, eggplant hamburgers, eggplant omelette's, etc. Her dishes are way different, and a little out of my league. Final ranking is a 7, but 6 of those points are just from looks. The day I see her fry something that isn't eggplant- Instant 8.
Ina Garten
It is no secret that I like the bigger ladies. Ina has it all: cooking ability, nice hair , killer eyes, nice smile, and popper collar. Her recipes are simple and easy, and I enjoy her show . Overall ranking is 6- 3 for looks and 3 for cooking.
Alton Brown
Let me start by saying no homo. Is Alton Sexy? No. Can Alton cook? You better believe it . Alton's show is awesome because he doesn't only tell you how to cook, he explains why things work the way they do. Alton keeps the food simple, but it works. On a
scale of 1-10, Alton gets a 5. The 5 points come merely from cooking ability.
Rachel Ray
Get out of my face. Rachel Ray this and Rachel Ray that. I am over Rachel Ray. Sure, RR is cute at first glance, but at second glance, not so much. Rachel Ray's hands make Shaq's hands look small. I'm 80 % sure RR could palm planet earth. A lesser known fact about RR is her voice is played in a prison camps in other countries. Rachel Ray takes a lot of risks in the kitchen. Her dishes are average, but why rush it every day? Thirty minutes is okay but lets take it slow Rachel ! Overall ranking is 6.
Sandra LeeSandra is at the top of my list. No Sandra, it does not go unnoticed that your sweater is too tight . Sandra has a taste for the finer things in life, including nice wine. Though her recipes are a little upscale, it's forgivable because of her look. Her ranking is an 9.5, just because I don't give 10's.
Paula Deen
Paula Deen is the mayo to my sandwich. She is the peanut butter to my chocolate. The milk to my cookie. The accent. The hair. The eyes. The butter. Paula is the kind of gal you can bring home to Mama. She is also the kind of girl that will not order a salad at dinner. That is unless it has fried chicken on top. Paula's signature dish is called "better than sex cake." Paula is on record saying the cake is good, but nothing is better than. . . you get the idea. Her recipes are usually delicious, never too complicated, and scream confederacy. Paula is the only gal that can make my heart beat faster, and my cholesterol level rise. Overall ranking on the 1-10 scale is 64.
Run DMC On Reading Rainbow
Kickin' it old school with Run before he had a house and my main man from Reading Rainbow. Reading is a fresh way to learn.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Net Gun
I obviously just got done watching the season premiere of Rob & Big and I remembered just how much I love those dudes. However, they got a new toy this season and I am in need of one right about now. This new toy I speak of is a net gun. I have done some research and it looks to me like they are mainly used in China. The police force there actually uses them to catch the bad guys. Since I am not in China or a police officer there I am going to have to ask any readers of The Shoe Box, does anyone have a net gun willing to sell? Cause I want that shit.
Northern Hospitality
After living in the south for several years now I have come accustom to the southern hospitality. Holding doors, yes sir, yes ma'am, things of that nature. So, when I witnessed what I saw today I was definitely taken back. My dear friend Camp and I were driving through the beautiful Bellevue State Park to drop off his Christmas tree. Luckily on this day we went to far and had to make a u-turn. On our way back to the correct location to drop off the tree we came across a walking/running path that crossed the road. There was a car in front of us that might have pulled up the cross a little to fast and close. The runner who was walking across was not amused by this guys speed. So, this dude(runner) decided to turn around and give this driver a wonderful snot filled spit. It was like it was in slow motion. I could not believe what I just saw. Camp and I were both speechless. I wish I had said something but I was in shock which then turned into full out laughter. This obviously made my day and possibly my Christmas vacation.
College Football Recap
As predicted on The Shoe Box, LSU defeated Ohio State last night easily to become the first two loss team to win a national championship. More on that later , first lets have a bowl recap.
There were a lot of good match-ups. The Navy-Utah game was a nail biter, and one of the best match-ups of the bowl season. Please allow me to give props to Skip Holtz and the East Carolina Pirates for whipping up on Boise State . I do not like Boise, because they never play anyone , and they act like they are the best team on the planet. Yes they used 48 trick plays last year to beat a good Oklahoma team, but their antics this year were not even good enough to win the WAC . Go Pirates, and go Skip Holtz.
Texas destroyed a much weaker Arizona State team , but the ineresting part came when texas's head coach Mac Brown's son came on to the field and scooped up a dead ball. This negated a turnover that would have iced the game a lot earlier for the Longhorns. What an idiot. Mississippi State got a win over Central Florida, and I was glad to see the SEC get a win, but sad to see my boy LJ get beat. he played well, and as usual was the center of attention on camera. It was nice to see SC native Rodney Kinlaw have a great game for Penn State against Texas A&M.
When Auburn beat Clemson, I got a semi . My love for the SEC and my hatred for the Tigers made it a great day to be a Gamecock fan. The poor Tigers lost in overtime , and did not play well offensively. Shout outs to Aunt Myra , expect a new hat shortly ! Tennessee obviously beat Wisconsin, but suprisingly (to me at least) Missouri molested Arkansas. Darren Mcfadden played about as hard as a fat kid in the pee wee league . One inspired team was Michigan, who had no business beating a far better Florida team. Shout outs to my boy Junior Hemingway, from right here in Conway. As expected, USC beat an inferior Illinois in the Rose Bowl.
Hawaii proved they had no business with the big boys of the SEC. Georgia was playing as good as any one in the country at the end of the season, but don't forget who beat them in week 2 . I was surprised to see West Virginia beat Oklahoma, who is not doing so well in BCS games in this decade. Shockingly, Kansas beat a good Virginia Tech team, and even more surprisingly, they did it with defense. Finally, LSU handled the Buckeyes. Proving last year was no fluke, Ohio State again looked like they had their feet in the mud. "The number one defense in the country" was made to look like fools- again. When are voters going to realize Ohio State , and all other Big 10 schools cannot hold the jock of any SEC school.
Overall though, it was a good football season. For the first time , many schools showed the ability to win. In a season where App State beat Michigan ( Big 10 )(immature hand gesture ), Navy beat Notre Dame, and no one wanted to be number 2, mediocrity reigned. The days of one school dominance are over. On a personal note, the Gamecocks are looking up. At one point last year, the Gamecocks were number 6 in the country. Things went down hill from there and we lost the last 5 , but WHATEVER. The spring game is April 19. See you there.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Do Work
As I am sitting here, sick, watching the BCS Championship game I can only think of one thing. The new season of Rob & Big. The third season kicks off tomorrow at 10:30pm on MTV. I have seen the trailer and it looks even more off the wall than the first two. Along with the season premiere tomorrow Rob & Big are putting their first two seasons on sales racks around the nation. So, tomorrow I will be going to Best Buy scooping up those seasons, possibly buying a Big Black shirt, and watching Rob & Big all day long.
Chuck
This is Chuck. Chuck comes on Monday nights at 8. I feel like its a good show , but I don't think anyone is watching it . The premise is interesting . A nerd magically obtains all of the government secrets and is now working to help catch bad guys with the help of a beautiful lady and a big bad FBI agent. The babe is hot, and Chuck is funny. Chucks sister is my favorite. Check it out tonight . Also on tonight is the College Football National Championship. More to come on this tomorrow , but let me just say LSU wins tonight - at least by 14.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
R.I.P. Old Dirty Bastard
Wu-Tang's first collective album since Lil' Baby Jesus' death is very soothing. When I think Wu-Tang I think Asian slang and off the chart beats by the one and only RZA. This time RZA went a little soft on the beats, previously stated by Raekwon. However, soft beats doesn't mean soft rhymes. The entire clan brought heat and destroyed every Beatle inspired beat that RZA made. Overall it's no 36 Chambers but what is and it is good to hear something real again.
Return of the American Gladiators
In light of tonights two hour premiere of American Gladiators on NBC i have decided to post an old favorite. The remake is exactly like the classic, only with less hairspray, and maybe more eye make up . Hulk Hogan and Lala Ali are set to host. No matter how good the new one is , it could never , EVER, beat this moment in American Gladiator history. Sweet !
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Saturday, January 5, 2008
Ooooooouuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
This is maybe one of my favorite movies of all time. The look on her face right before she falls is the best part. The noises are also pretty funny. I am posting this just so I can go back and watch it as often as I want. Enjoy.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Guitar Queero
When I play guitar hero i think to myself - am I a loser? Then I watched this video and I knew I was safe. Also. . . I think this is Anna.
Year Ender Bender In Full Effect
This dude won a dancing hip hop frog. That was just the way to start off a thing known as "The Year Ender Bender". Thanks to my wonderful cousin (pictured below) I was introduced to this bender and to the greatest place on earth "Bob and Barb's". There is bingo along with terrific specials and as you can see prizes. 
My cousin with his winnings.
Outside of bob and barb's with a fresh new t-shirt.
Yeah that's canned meat.
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