Friday, January 4, 2008
Guitar Queero
When I play guitar hero i think to myself - am I a loser? Then I watched this video and I knew I was safe. Also. . . I think this is Anna.
Year Ender Bender In Full Effect
This dude won a dancing hip hop frog. That was just the way to start off a thing known as "The Year Ender Bender". Thanks to my wonderful cousin (pictured below) I was introduced to this bender and to the greatest place on earth "Bob and Barb's". There is bingo along with terrific specials and as you can see prizes. 
My cousin with his winnings.
Outside of bob and barb's with a fresh new t-shirt.
Yeah that's canned meat.FreeStyle Fridayz
Freestyle Friday-Beth
I know this lil girl, her name is Beth
When i see her, i get short of breath
She enjoys diet coke with a hint of rum
Sometimes up her butt she likes my thumb
She stays on facebook and like polo
When I ask she goes down low
Her sexy moms name is Mary Don
When it comes to Crispy Cream O its on
Her mouth stays like a damn ash tray
When I see her I shout A Bay Bay
Look at those boots, that dude, that blazer
If she got with me I'd front page her
She rocks red like a blood from Cali
She smokes camels like a blood from Cali
Charleston Southern is where she gets her brain
I heard no panties that can make it rain
So everywhere so goes its a yellow storm
Like R. Kelly and 16 year old porn
Free Style Friday- Beth
Same girl that gets in your silk sheets and farts.
It's the girl that maxes out all of Joe's credit cards.
Same one whose taters make even gay men hard.
Her name is Beth and her last name Boyle .
Shes nice to the earth, plants trees in the soil.
When asked what to drink, always says diet coke.
Sorry boys, but without a ring, you cannot poke !
Junior year got her heart broke by Jeffrey Fralick,
No fun to deal with when she gets sick.
Only girl I know slicker then Big Slick Rick
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RA of her hall in Bucktown north of Chucktown
Never seen that girl frown, don't let her touch Crown.
Likes her boy J Dubb to look prim, propper and dapper
Loves country music, but doesn't mind a rapper.
Key board on her phone worn out from the textin
Loves San Jose can the food is Mex'n.
Takes a nap every day like a bear hybernatein'
Watch what you say cause she don't like hatin'
She shows props to God above for all he has given
Don't tell no one but she crush on Jeremy Piven
That's Ari but yall already knew that.
What yall didn't know is about that secret tat !
Thats short for tattoo and I aint talking bout the temporary
Ready to get married, well no not very.
Only smokes she like the ones got a box with a llama
Everything she got she got it honest from her mama.
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Hip Hop In the White House?
As a young male who enjoys rap music and who is not up on the current presidential none-sense, if I see Luda with Obama I automatically like Obama. However, I would vote Luda before I vote Obama. Obama/Luda '08 sounds good to me.
Sorry Hillary
Let it be known the Shoe Box is not a political website. We are however committed to not having an ugly president. The recent Iowa Democratic Caucus did not go Hilary's way, showing her that third place looks like. She finished looking at the rear ends of Obama and South Carolina's own- John Edwards. Hilary said she vowed to take her enthusiasm on to new Hampshire, said all in front of thousands of screaming idiots. Again, do not make the mistake of thinking The Shoe Box is a political website. Just ask yourself- do I want that ugly of a woman representing me and my country ? If the answer is yes - get off of our blog right now . And as far as this "enthisiam" goes Hilary - feel free to take that 3rd place style all the way to New Hampshire, and anywhere else you want after that.
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