Same girl that gets in your silk sheets and farts.
It's the girl that maxes out all of Joe's credit cards.
Same one whose taters make even gay men hard.
Her name is Beth and her last name Boyle .
Shes nice to the earth, plants trees in the soil.
When asked what to drink, always says diet coke.
Sorry boys, but without a ring, you cannot poke !
Junior year got her heart broke by Jeffrey Fralick,
No fun to deal with when she gets sick.
Only girl I know slicker then Big Slick Rick
( Chorus )
RA of her hall in Bucktown north of Chucktown
Never seen that girl frown, don't let her touch Crown.
Likes her boy J Dubb to look prim, propper and dapper
Loves country music, but doesn't mind a rapper.
Key board on her phone worn out from the textin
Loves San Jose can the food is Mex'n.
Takes a nap every day like a bear hybernatein'
Watch what you say cause she don't like hatin'
She shows props to God above for all he has given
Don't tell no one but she crush on Jeremy Piven
That's Ari but yall already knew that.
What yall didn't know is about that secret tat !
Thats short for tattoo and I aint talking bout the temporary
Ready to get married, well no not very.
Only smokes she like the ones got a box with a llama
Everything she got she got it honest from her mama.
(Chorus)
1 comment:
Bambi is the clear winner because he incorporated a chorus.
you guys got like 19 posts in like 3 days!! you better pase yourselves.
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