Friday, January 18, 2008

Sup Shawty?

With all the recent songs about drink buying, getting low, and being tens I thought to myself what exactly is a shawty.  I hear it all the time,especially now that I have been in the south for so long.  I have even started to say it to get the ladies.  So straight from the urban dictionary is the definition and how to use it properly.  A term originating in Atlanta that, in the beginning, referred to a short person or child, but the span of the word has grown to include any and all people, especially a girl that is attractive; it is mostly used as a term of endearment to others or just a way of addressing someone. 
"Whuddup shawty when you coming over?"

Free Style Fridays-Baby Mama Drama


(this is just a guest verse on lil wayne's newest track

cell phone blowin' up again, 5th time she done called since ten,
she aint nothing but a chicken, i am just a big boss hen
started just a few months back i bough this girl a purple cola
said she was a saints fan , but she aint from the nola
beer in me just started talkin, fingers they just went to walkin
whispered in my ear next thing you know my car parkin
over and out , one hitter quitter
sobered up, i saw her head was big like snacks man  john ritter
spare tire round her waist just like she was a big rig
flat nose and squeeky like fat pig
two months later she calls me up, say she needs to talk to me 
say she got one in the oven , always make her go pee pee
said it wasnt my seed and she cant prove it 
told her she was willin and i was lit 
big girl needs to check her footwork
girl dont know a girl named anna, dont know she will get hurt

Freestyle Friday-baby mama



i got drama like the dj
all day she smokes hay hay hay
i hit her once and now we got 15 kids
she makes me feed em and give em fresh lids
like fitteds, she stays tight on my head
and she is always after me like a fed
she be callin me and yellin for days
she need to stop and get off the purple haze
like britney she drinks and pops pills
she better know in court my lawyer kills
baby mama drama is the worst
i knew it when the water burst
i see you tip toein' outside the crib
put down the pipe and give your kid a bib 
stay away from skanky floozies that seem whack
cuz they wont love your kid they will love that smack










Southern Fried Chicken

This video can singled handily set the black race back for centuries. To my black friends : I'm sorry.

Dodgeball