Suicide Suicide

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This is the Mecca of all Suicides.




It is now the second week of the Spring semester and I have fallen back into the fast food/eating out meal plan.  With this comes the wonderful invention of the soda dispenser and with that comes the drink of choice, The Suicide.  The suicide, if it really needs an explanation, is when you combine all of the possible sodas to make one delicious drink.  Now every restaurant will have a soda dispenser some will have many options and some will come up short.  When a restaurant comes up short you will obviously have to go with the basic Suicide, this includes: coke/pepsi, sprite(a staple), a smidge of diet, mountain due/mellow yellow, and dr. pepper/mr. pip.  For those of you who enjoy the finer things in life you will avoid these lackluster restaurants and go to elite establishments.  When you enter one of these establishments you will see several choices that will spice up your life.  To make the best Suicide possible these establishments will include: root beer, orange sodas, cherry sodas, cherry coke, a smidge of lemonade, and grape sodas.  Be careful not to go overboard with these they are simply complement flavors.  The ice is something that must be done carefully as well, please do not fill the cup up with ice because that will interfere with the amount of soda you can put in the cup.  Finally, if by chance you receive a large cup and do not fill it to the top with the ingredients finish it off with the staple sprite.  Pictured above are several restaurants that great choices for your Suicide concoction.